Feeling frumpy...

Well I feel fat and frumpy today and really under the weather.
It started yesterday, I woke up and felt as if I had gained 2 stone overnight, nothing fits and nothing feels right - yes you guessed good old water retention. My back aches like you wouldn't believe and I feel as if I have been kicked in the ribs.
I had my hair cut last week by a trainee and I don't like it at all (even though everyone else does) and to top it all I have developed a cold, it's a pain trying to craft when your nose keeps running!!!!
I know I will feel better in a couple of days BUT I WANT TO FEEL BETTER NOW!!!